1Now, now, now, low B Flat.
2Okay, Lisa!
3Altissimo register.
4...
5Very nice, very nice.
6I once ruptured myself doing that.
7Thanks Mr. Murphy.
8My friends call me "Bleeding Gum".
9Ew! How'd you get a name like that?
10Well, let me put it this way...
11You ever been to the dentist?
12Yeah.
13Not me. I suppose I should go to one.
14But I got enough pain in my life as it is.
15I have problems too.
16Well, I can't help you kid.
17I'm just a terrific horn player with tons of soul.
18But I can jam with you.
19...
20Oh, I'm so lonely since my baby left me.
21I got no money, and nothing is free.
22Ah, I've been so lonely since the day I was born.
23All I got is this rusty... this rusty old horn.
24I got a bratty brother, he bugs me every day.
25And this morning, my own mother, she gave my last cupcake away.
26My dad acts like he belongs... he belongs in the zoo.
27I'm the saddest kid in grade number 2.
28You know, you play pretty well for someone with no real problems.
29Yeah, but I don't feel any better.
30The Blues isn't about feeling better.
31It's about making other people feel worse, and making a few bucks while you're at it.