1Hello everyone.
2I'm Jake Stevens and I'm your rep here at the hotel.
3I'm sure you'll all have a great time here.
4So let me tell you a bit about what's on offer.
5I'll start by telling you about some of the excursions that are available for guests.
6One thing you have to do while you're here is go dolphin watching.
7On our boat trips, we pretty well guarantee you'll see dolphins -
8if you don't you can repeat the trip free of charge.
9We organise daily trips for just 35 euros.
10Unfortunately there aren't any places left for this afternoon's trip,
11but come and see me to book for later in the week.
12If you're energetic, I'd recommend our forest walk.
13It's a guided walk of about seven kilometres.
14There'll be a stop half way, and you'll be provided with a drink and sandwiches.
15There's some fairly steep climbs up the hills,
16so you need to be reasonably fit for this one,
17with good shoes, and bring a waterproof in case it rains.
18It's just 25 euros all inclusive, and it's every Wednesday.
19Then on Thursdays we organise a cycle trip,
20which will give you all the fun of biking without the effort.
21We'll take you and your bike up to the top of Mount Larna,
22and leave you to bike back -
23it's a 700-metre drop in just 20 kilometres
24so this isn't really for inexperienced cyclists as you'll be going pretty fast.
25And if it's a clear day, you'll have fantastic views.
26On our local craft tour you can find out about the traditional activities in the island.
27And the best thing about this trip is that it's completely free.
28You'll be taken to a factory where jewellery is made, and also a ceramics centre.
29If you want, you can buy some of the products but that's entirely up to you.
30The trip starts after lunch on Thursday, and you'll return by 6 pm.
31If you're interested in astronomy you may already know that the island's one of the best places in the world to observe the night sky.
32We can offer trips to the observatory on Friday for those who are interested.
33They cost 90 euros per person
34and you'll be shown the huge telescopes and have a talk from an expert,
35who'll explain all about how they work.
36Afterwards we'll head down to Sunset Beach,
37where you can have a dip in the ocean if you want before we head off back to the hotel.
38Finally, there's horse riding.
39This is organised by the Equestrian Centre over near Playa Cortino
40and it's a great experience if you're a keen horseback rider,
41or even if you've never been on a horse before.
42They take you down to the beach,
43and you can canter along the sand and through the waves.
44It costs 35 euros and it's available every day.
45So there's plenty to do in the daytime, but what about night life?
46Well, the number one attraction's called 'Musical Favourites'.
47Guests enjoy a three-course meal and unlimited free drinks, and watch a fantastic show,
48starting with musicals set in Paris and then crossing the Atlantic to Las Vegas
49and finally Copacabana.
50At the end the cast members come down from the stage, still in their stunning costumes,
51and you'll have a chance to chat with them.
52It's hugely popular, so let me know now if you're interested because it's no good leaving it until the last minute.
53It's on Friday night.
54Tickets are just 50 euros each, but for an extra 10 euros you can have a table right by the stage.
55If you'd like to go back in time, there's the Castle Feast on Saturday evening.
56It's held in a twelfth-century castle, and you eat in the great courtyard,
57with ladies in long gowns serving your food.
58You're given a whole chicken each, which you eat in the medieval way, using your hands instead of cutlery,
59and you're entertained by competitions where the horseback riders attempt to knock one another off their horses.
60Then you can watch the dancers in the ballroom and join in as well if you want.
61OK, so now if anyone...