1People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind". "My god, how do you do it?"
2Oh, you poor guy.
3It's true! But you know what?
4There are plenty of good things about being blind.
5I go on airplanes first.
6I get VIP treatment at amusement parks.
7Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10.
8Never have to worry about drinking and driving.
9I don't have to watch somebody age.
10I ride the train for half fare.
11A lot of times, I even ride for free, they just won't come and ask for my ticket. They'll just walk right by me.
12"Better not disturb the blind guy."
13"We'll let him ride for free today."
14I can get a handicap parking sticker.
15I don't have to do my own lawn.
16My electric bill's lower than yours.
17I mean, think about it. I don't have the lights on all day, right?
18I got out of paying the 3 bucks extra for 3D once.
19I got out of gym all through school. I totally got out of gym.
20It was awesome.
21Well, like in our school, everybody had to be on a team.
22I was on varsity suntan.
23I get free directory assistance.
24I have fewer bills, right? No car insurance, no car payment. So I got a couple less things.
25You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race.
26I don't know from beauty.
27I know people from what comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
28That's how I know people.
29It's very cool that way.
30My hearing is so much better than everybody else's.
31In fact all my senses are better than yours.
32Nope, it's not a myth, it's all true.
33People come up to me on the street, and they'll just hand me a sandwich sometimes.
34You know, sometimes people hand me money. You know, it's great.
35Oh my god, you poor thing, here, here's 10 dollars.
36At least, they tell me it's 10.
37Then I'll go into a store with it, and they go, "You owe me 9 bucks".